Why coffee and introverts are BFF's

There are many reasons why introverts are BFF's including that they greet each morning with no conversation, justifies eating alone in public, no opposing opinions and no expectations among others reasons.
Ahhh ... I knew there was a reason why I loved coffee. Plenty of reasons why coffee and introverts are BFF's.


Why Coffee and Introverts are BFF's:

Coffee greets us every morning with no conversation required.
Coffee justifies eating alone in public.
Coffee doesn't have an opposing opinion.
Coffee has zero expectations.
Coffee doesn't offer unsolicited advice.
Coffee sipping keeps us from speaking things we shouldn't.
Coffee mugs disguise our eye rolls at others.
Coffee creamer seasonal flavor changes provide conversational topics when dreaded small talk is unavoidable.
Coffee keeps us praising Jesus instead of cursing society.
Coffee makes interaction with people tolerable ... no wait, that's wine.
Why coffee and introverts are BFF's Why coffee and introverts are BFF's Reviewed by Chef M Kraft on 2/05/2017 Rating: 5
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