Not an Asshole - Just Never Want to Talk To or See You

We may seem like assholes because we prefer to be alone. We want to be your friend, at a distance, like through texting or anything not on the phone or face to face! If you want to be my friend too then you will understand my introvertness!

I'm an introvert, not an asshole. Of course I want to be your friend, I just never want to see or talk to you.